Monday, October 15, 2012

Another Return of Non Sequitur Theater

Note to the guy in the shirt and tie, carrying a messenger bag and medium sized cardboard box, who was lurching and sprawling across the intersection on roller blades: You are using a commute strategy that should be reserved for competent skaters.  You're giving everyone around you a collective heart attack.

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My colleagues in the north are chatting about how they have put the winter tires on their cars and prepared their houses against the cold Scandinavian winter.  Meanwhile, I have returned home to a bout of unusually warm weather.  Almost 80 degrees today!

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A giant eyeball washed up on the beach in Florida, prompting speculations of squid or other sea monster.  Scientists have now weighed in and say that it belonged to a swordfish.

      experts who examined the eyeball made their call of swordfish based on the its size (softball), color (blue) and structure (presumably swordfishy)

I like that adjective in a CNN article - swordfishy.

1 comment:

Bob said...

Swordfishy is better than alieny.