I’ve never been skilled with cosmetics on the best of days, but I never knew how many ways I could be wrong about make-up that I wear, I mean, in which I “invest.”
The
Silicon Valley Moms organized a cool make-over and photo session for headshots last weekend, and what a brilliant idea that was! I’m sure that many moms are in the exact same position of having approximately 95% of their photos feature their children, 4% showing their husband with the children, and 1% containing blurry images of themselves chasing the children. When a website or social media site requires a picture, there’s not much to use.
I arrived at Fancy Department Store and mingled with fellow bloggers, admiring the fine view onto Union Square and listening to the happy buzz. Soon it was my turn. A make-up artist sat me down and began working on my face. I should have been warned by her complicated blue eye makeup that this wasn’t going to be the usual friendly experience.
She systematically inquired about each product I used and insulted it.
I
invest in Clinique moisturizer? Tragic.
M.A.C. foundation? Very bad for my skin.
More Clinique for eyeliner? A very poor choice.
Makeup Lady played up the merits of the Big Italian Designer makeup line she used and how
investing in a better skin care regime would keep me from looking old. As she finished, she asked which items she could ring up for me immediately.
I usually like to purchase at least a small item when I get a makeover, since the artist has spent that time with me. The moisturizer seemed pretty good, so I inquired how much it cost. She looked askance at me – needing to know a price? How pathetic!
$220.
For a small container of cream? No wonder she considers it an investment. This line was out of my league. I have to pay for preschool, after all. When I told her I would need to think about it, she huffed and sent me on my way.
Fortunately, it sounds like the other makeup artists didn’t give the hard sell to my compatriots, and the
photographer was a fun, friendly fellow. Here’s one of the better shots.

It’s time to think about whether to keep using my orange Japanese Fruit Friend, the dancing Lady M logo, or the new headshot for my Blogger icon. Or maybe a photo of that moisturizer.